July 2012
Watchkatpissnevernude:
#I FEEL ABOUT 100X GAYER AFTER THIS
notkorra:
“be strong,” i whisper at my wifi signal
There is no ‘we’ in ‘food’
“I wanted to destroy everything beautiful I’d never have.”
– Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club (via imfantasyparade)
I probably exaggerate 97 trillion times a day.
promo4homo:
seductive-black-man:
okay i searched ‘canoeing outfit’ for something i was writing and i
it looks like he’s rowing out of a vagina
beyoncebeytwice:
when attractive people compliment me on things i get suspicious because remember when regina george complimented that one girl on her skirt
mockingheartbeat:
loganhungryson:
my goal in life is to be married to a celebrity after bumping into them accidentally at a coffee shop
wundows:
famous people might have fans but i have airconditioning
Hey Theodore Roosevelt, remember that time someone...
thecaptainoftheseas:
mollay:
Theodore Roosevelt, October 27, 1858 – January 6, 1919
“Death had to take him sleeping, for if Roosevelt had been awake there would have been a fight.”
Quite bully. VOTE BULL-MOOSE IN 2012.
fuckyeaharcticmonkeys:
fuckyeaharcticmonkeys:
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sp0radic:
galehawthorne:
how do you get a boyfriend when you don’t leave your room
#have you seen Tangled
Remember when Ryan Seacrest tried to high-five a...
