katpissnevernude: #I FEEL ABOUT 100X GAYER AFTER THIS
notkorra: “be strong,” i whisper at my wifi signal
There is no ‘we’ in ‘food’
I wanted to destroy everything beautiful I’d never have.– Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club (via imfantasyparade)
I probably exaggerate 97 trillion times a day.
promo4homo: seductive-black-man: okay i searched ‘canoeing outfit’ for something i was writing and i it looks like he’s rowing out of a vagina
beyoncebeytwice: when attractive people compliment me on things i get suspicious because remember when regina george complimented that one girl on her skirt
mockingheartbeat: loganhungryson: my goal in life is to be married to a celebrity after bumping into them accidentally at a coffee shop
wundows: famous people might have fans but i have airconditioning
Hey Theodore Roosevelt, remember that time someone...
thecaptainoftheseas: mollay: Theodore Roosevelt, October 27, 1858 – January 6, 1919 “Death had to take him sleeping, for if Roosevelt had been awake there would have been a fight.” Quite bully. VOTE BULL-MOOSE IN 2012.
fuckyeaharcticmonkeys: fuckyeaharcticmonkeys: ...
sp0radic: galehawthorne: how do you get a boyfriend when you don’t leave your room #have you seen Tangled
Remember when Ryan Seacrest tried to high-five a...