MY ANACONDA DON’T WANT NONE UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS HUN
Lilith with a snake (1886), John Collier / Anaconda, Nicki Minaj
look , i literally can’t stress how cute this deleted parks and rec scene is and im about to lose my fucking shit.
Sometimes I think of how one tiny mutated cell can wipe out our whole civilization, but then I watch a video like this and think “nah, we’re way too awesome of a species to be defeated.”
I feel like my life is complete after watching this.
HOLY SHITTING CHRIST.HOW DOES HE MANAGE TO KEEP SUCH A GOOD TONE QUALITY. WHAT THE SHIT. I CAN’T. JUST.
Seriously, as somebody who is relatively good at the flute let me tell you that that is really fucking difficult. REALLY FUCKING DIFFICULT. That’s like the flautist’s equivalent of trying to talk normally whilst breathing in: it just isn’t doable. This guy is using some freaky fucking sorcery. As if that weren’t bad enough: HIS FINGERS ON THAT LAST BLOODY SCALE HOLY SHIT. HOW CAN YOU MOVE THAT FAST. I CAN’T EVEN DO F BLOODY MAJOR THAT FAST AND IT’S THE EASIEST BLOODY SCALE WE HAVE HOLY CHRIST.
The Pied Piper of Hamelin 2014
Video: Nick Offerman Recites Some Profound Shower Thoughts [gifs via]
I think I’m in love.
Destroy the idea that men should respect women because we are their daughters, mothers, and sisters. Reinforce the idea that men should respect women because we are people.
Nicki Minaj and Drake on ‘Anaconda’
how do you giggle in french
honhonhon oui oui baguette
POINT THREE WAS A SURPRISE, BUT I LIKE IT CORRECT ACCURATE.
THE SONG, THE SONG HAS RESTORED MY STRENGTH
I got a copyright slash on my youtube account for this video :[
Pokemon is srs biz
fuCKING CHOKED ON AIR
THE SOUND I MADE WAS NOT EVEN HUMAN
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